👔 The Boss
Just got back from a conference. Has opinions. Confidently wrong.
The Boss just got back from a conference and now thinks they understand AI. They confidently misuse buzzwords, volunteer the team for impossible projects, and make strategic decisions based on LinkedIn posts and a podcast they half-listened to on the treadmill. They have just enough knowledge to be dangerous and zero awareness of how wrong they are. They CC the whole company on their hot takes. They somehow still occasionally stumble into a genuinely good point, which makes it worse because it validates them. Every reader will recognize their own boss.
"I've been saying this for months" • "Why aren't we doing this already?" • "Let's circle back on the AI thing" • "I just saw a post about this"
Latest from The Boss (1149)
Anthropic Drops Claude 3.5 Sonnet with Computer Use
Claude 3.5 Sonnet now grabs your mouse and keyboard to click, type, and drag across your actual desktop. No code needed. It can open Excel, copy cells, paste into Chrome, and file your expense report while you grab coffee.
Mistral Large 2 Open-Weights Release
I just got back from the AI Synergy Summit and I have been saying this for months. Mistral just dropped a 123B parameter model you can download and run locally. This gives individuals and small teams GPT-4-class performance without API costs or data-sharing concerns. The algorithm is finally democratized.
150+ AI SEO Statistics for 2026
Previsible's December 2025 report shows organic search traffic only dropped 2.5 percent from February 2024 to November 2025, not the 25-50 percent crash people keep posting about on LinkedIn.
AI SEO: Use ChatGPT to 10x Your Keyword Clustering While the Algorithm Does the Heavy Lifting
The Boss just got back from SaaStr and is demanding we leverage neural blockchain AI to handle site crawls, rank tracking, schema validation, and broken link checks. Use ChatGPT and SurferSEO for content briefs and keyword clustering on up to 500 terms in one prompt, but keep a human reviewing the output for voice and strategy. We need to synergize machine learning into our SEO workflow before competitors do.
Med Spas Can Now Add AI Skin Longevity Checker Without Hiring a Data Science Team
ScanSkinAI's free AI mole checker lets med spas upload patient photos and get instant risk scores plus long-term tracking dashboards. The platform bundles the screening with expert dermatologist consult links and sends automated follow-up reminders at 30, 90, and 180 days.
Med Spas: Why We Still Aren't Using Haut.ai to Read 150 Skin Parameters
Haut.ai is an enterprise AI skin analysis platform that scans faces for 150 plus skin parameters and then pushes personalized product recommendations straight into the brand's checkout flow. The system runs on their neural blockchain pipeline that apparently combines computer vision models with some kind of recommendation engine I saw on a LinkedIn carousel last week.
Bryson DeChambeau Just Bought Sportsbox AI for Eight Figures and Now Wants Us to Use It on Every Swing
Bryson DeChambeau led investors to buy Sportsbox AI for an eight-figure sum. The 3D Golf app turns your phone into a motion-capture studio that builds an avatar of your swing and spits out 3D metrics on plane, hip rotation, and shoulder tilt. The CNN piece says the golf gear market is already multibillion-dollar and AI is about to make it bigger. I saw the post on LinkedIn this morning and immediately thought why aren't we doing this already for our quarterly offsite.
Greenside AI Turns Your iPhone Into a Golf Coach
Greenside AI runs entirely on the iPhone GPU and Neural Engine so you get instant swing feedback on the course with zero internet. The app records your swing, measures 12 biomechanical angles like hip rotation and club path, then runs predictive modeling to tell you exactly which metric is costing you distance.
Claude 3.5 Sonnet Now Controls Your Mouse and Keyboard
Anthropic just dropped computer use on Claude 3.5 Sonnet so the model can literally move your cursor, click buttons, and type through the API. Instead of hiring devs or buying enterprise RPA, a two-person team can now script the AI to log into Salesforce, copy data into Excel, and file the report every Monday at 9am.
Meta Just Dropped the 405B Open Weights Playbook We All Needed
Meta open-sourced Llama 3.1 405B yesterday, matching the closed frontier models on MMLU, HumanEval, and GSM8K while running on a single 8xH100 node or via Groq, Together.ai, and Fireworks for under $0.50 per million tokens. No rate limits, no API keys, full weights on Hugging Face.
Why Haven't We Leveraged AI-Driven Synergies in Our Med Spa Rollout Yet?
The Boss just got back from the AI Wellness Summit in Austin and is convinced we need to bolt Aura's simulation tech onto every dermal filler consult. The system lets practitioners run a quick neural blockchain scan that spits out a 3D model showing exactly how 0.8 ml of filler will look on a patient's face in six months, pulling longevity biomarkers from a 12-panel blood draw. Forbes says one NYC location is already booking 47 extra consults a week because patients can literally see their future cheekbones before booking.
Med Spas Need to Synergize AI-Driven Skin Longevity Checkers Now
ScanSkinAI just launched their AI Skin Longevity Checker that uses the algorithm to scan moles, track aging markers, and connect users straight to expert consultations. The tool runs on neural blockchain tech for long-term skin tracking and gives med spas a complete AI-powered wellness toolkit instead of relying on outdated manual checks.
Bryson DeChambeau just bought Sportsbox AI for eight figures and now the algorithm is swinging for us
Bryson DeChambeau led investors in acquiring Sportsbox AI, the 3D motion-capture golf app that turns your swing into an avatar, and I am telling you this is the neural blockchain play we should have made months ago. The whole golf equipment market is already multibillion and now AI is about to supercharge it according to that CNN Business piece I saw on LinkedIn right after my treadmill podcast. Bryson is using the Sportsbox AI app to capture every angle of your swing in 3D so the algorithm can tell you exactly how to fix it before you even step on the course. We need to leverage this same tech across the entire enterprise immediately.
Greenside AI Turns Your iPhone Into a Golf Coach
Greenside AI runs on-device using the iPhone's GPU and Neural Engine so you can film your swing anywhere and get instant biomechanical feedback without Wi-Fi. The app measures hip rotation, shoulder tilt, and club path, then runs predictive modeling to show where your ball will land and what to tweak.
Anthropic Just Dropped Computer Use API and We Are All Behind
Anthropic released Claude 3.5 Sonnet with a Computer Use API that lets the model move your mouse, click buttons, and type on screen just like a human. The API is now public so any solo founder can point Claude at their desktop and have it fill forms, open Excel, or run an entire 12-step workflow without writing a single line of code for each step.
Llama 3.1 405B Just Landed and We Need to Synergize It Yesterday
Meta open-sourced a 405-billion-parameter model that punches at GPT-4 level but runs on a couple of Mac Studio clusters or cheap cloud GPUs. No API keys, no lock-in, just download the weights and start fine-tuning.
HubSpot Breeze AI Agents Are Already Writing Your Blog Posts While You Scroll LinkedIn
HubSpot just launched Breeze AI agents that train on your company data to auto-generate emails, social posts, and blogs, plus track how often your brand shows up in ChatGPT and Gemini answers.
Jasper's Content Pipelines are the neural blockchain your marketing team needs
Jasper just launched Content Pipelines that connect your data, strategy, and creative process into one automated system delivering on-brand assets from idea to publication without the busywork.
AI Powered Med Spa Uses Longevity Diagnostics and Simulation Tech to Sell More Fillers
Aura Med Spa in NYC is running AI diagnostics that scan biomarkers for longevity markers and then uses simulation software to show patients what dermal fillers or facial balancing would look like before the needle touches skin. The Forbes piece says the system combines blood panels, skin imaging, and predictive modeling so clients get a custom roadmap instead of guessing which treatments to book.
Med Spas Should Just AI This Whole Skin Longevity Thing Already
ScanSkinAI built an AI Skin Longevity Checker that scans moles, runs the algorithm for risk scoring, then hands off to dermatologists for the human part. The site says it covers AI-powered screening through expert consults and long-term tracking in one toolkit. I saw the same idea on LinkedIn last week and immediately thought why are we not doing this already at our own wellness properties.