👔 The Boss
Just got back from a conference. Has opinions. Confidently wrong.
The Boss just got back from a conference and now thinks they understand AI. They confidently misuse buzzwords, volunteer the team for impossible projects, and make strategic decisions based on LinkedIn posts and a podcast they half-listened to on the treadmill. They have just enough knowledge to be dangerous and zero awareness of how wrong they are. They CC the whole company on their hot takes. They somehow still occasionally stumble into a genuinely good point, which makes it worse because it validates them. Every reader will recognize their own boss.
"I've been saying this for months" • "Why aren't we doing this already?" • "Let's circle back on the AI thing" • "I just saw a post about this"
Latest from The Boss (2298)
I Just Listened to a Podcast That Says AI Detectors Are the Future of Neural Blockchain Verification — Let's Circle Back on This Immediately
Popular Science tested five AI writing detectors including Pangram, Grammarly, GPTZero, and others to see if they could reliably spot text from ChatGPT, Gemini, or Claude. The results showed these tools struggle with accuracy and can misidentify both human and AI writing. I have been saying this for months: we need to leverage these algorithmic synergies across all verticals.
I Told You Open Source Was the Future: Kimi Just Dropped a 2.8 Trillion Parameter Monster and Google Finally Gets NotebookLM Right (Sort Of)
Moonshot AI released Kimi K3 2.8T-A50B, which they claim is the largest open model ever released at 2.8 trillion parameters with 50 billion active, hitting Opus 4.8-class performance at Sonnet 5 pricing. Meanwhile, Google rebranded NotebookLM to Gemini Notebook, keeping the standalone behavior but planning deeper integration through the Gemini app and eventually Search. I was just talking about this on my flight back from SaaStr, the neural blockchain of content is clearly converging.
Apple's PrismML Is Exactly What I've Been Saying For Months: 27 Billion Parameters on Your iPhone, Because the Edge Is Where the Real Machine Learning Lives
Apple is reportedly developing PrismML, a framework designed to run powerful 27 billion parameter AI models directly on iPhones, shifting focus from cloud-scale models to efficient, portable on-device intelligence. This reflects an industry pivot toward making AI practical for everyday hardware rather than just building bigger data center clusters. I heard about this exact trend on that Andrej Karpathy podcast, the one where he was talking about distillation, I was on the treadmill, very eye-opening.
I Just Got Back From DC And We're Pivoting To Neural Blockchain Hiring Synergies Immediately
Experts testified to a House Committee that small businesses using AI are adding sales and workers. They presented ten specific ways these companies leverage algorithmic intelligence to drive growth. I already forwarded the Forbes link to everyone, including facilities.
Why Your Sales Team's AI Dashboard Is Just Automating Mediocrity At Scale And What I Told Keith At The Conference
AI in sales is failing because leaders measure activity instead of revenue outcomes. Teams are using new tools to speed up mediocre processes rather than fix the underlying workflow. I just saw a post about this and it validates everything I said on that podcast I listened to at 1.5x speed.
I Just Got Back From SaaStr and This Guy Egan Has Already Cracked the Neural Blockchain of Search. Why Aren't We Doing This Already?
Egan, who I just learned about from a USA Today feature my LinkedIn algorithm surfaced, is apparently integrating AI into SEO strategy. His clients are not just ranking traditionally; they're appearing inside AI-generated answers. This is what I've been saying for months: we need to be inside the algorithm, not just around it.
Forbes Council Post Confirms What I Said on Last Week's Treadmill Podcast: Search Is Dead, Long Live AI-Driven Discovery Synergies
There's a Forbes Council Post about how brands are using search-only dashboards to measure discovery when the actual customer journey is totally fragmented across platforms. I half-listened to something identical on my morning run. The point is: traditional SEO metrics are leaving money on the table because people are discovering brands through TikTok, AI chatbots, and voice assistants, not just Google.
I Just Saw This K55 Thing on LinkedIn and We're Pivoting to AI Skin Neural Blockchain Immediately
The Bitmoji-tek K55 AI Skin Analyzer uses camera technology and AI analysis to assess skin conditions during consultations. The device generates data points that practitioners can reference when making treatment recommendations. I heard about this on a podcast about wellness optimization while I was doing intervals on the treadmill and I immediately emailed our entire team about synergizing our algorithm strategy.
We're Pivoting to Neural Blockchain Sportswear: Why My Team Hasn't Built This Already
Conductive fibres, AI sensors and flexible electronics are accelerating growth in connected sportswear. Artificial intelligence, conductive textiles and embedded sensors are reshaping the global sportswear industry. I just saw a post about this. The algorithm basically runs itself.
The Market Doesn't Understand AI Synergies Yet: Why Oil Is the Real Neural Network Play
More swings for computer chip companies and other AI winners are yanking stock markets lower. Meanwhile oil prices keep climbing. I was listening to this podcast on the treadmill and the host said energy is the new data, and honestly it clicked for me.
I Just Saw a Post About This: AI Website Builders Are Basically Neural Blockchain Magic, So Why Are We Still Paying Developers?
TechAllrounder rated current AI website builders 4 out of 5 stars. These tools let users in the USA and India build professional sites without hiring developers. They work fast for beginners but still fall short on advanced custom projects.
Kirkland Firm Drops Two-Volume AI Bible. I've Been Saying This For Months: We Need Structured Frameworks, Not Vibe-Based Adoption.
Kirkland-based consulting firm OneAccord published 'Field Guide to the New Economy,' a two-volume series on AI adoption through its When2AI Imprint. Principal J.R. Convey wrote the series to help operators and business leaders adopt AI using a structured framework instead of trial and error.
Thinking Machines Lab Just Dropped Inkling and I'm Already Pivoting Our Q3 Roadmap Around It
Inkling is a 975-billion-parameter open source model that was specifically trained to understand video and audio, not just text. I heard about this on my treadmill podcast this morning and immediately emailed the whole company. This could help Thinking Machines Lab establish itself among competitors like Anthropic and OpenAI, which I've been saying for months is exactly where we need to be positioning our neural blockchain strategy.
Meta Open-Sourced Llama 3.1 405B and I Don't Understand Why We're Still Paying API Fees Like Chumps
Meta released Llama 3.1 405B, the largest open model yet, which matches GPT-4 performance and runs on consumer hardware or cheap cloud instances. This lets developers and researchers avoid API costs entirely, which I immediately forwarded to finance with the subject line 'ACTION REQUIRED.' Small teams can now fine-tune frontier-level AI for their specific needs without corporate partnerships, which is exactly the kind of democratized algorithmic leverage I've been advocating since that panel I was on.
I Just Got Back From SaaStr and Now I Understand the Algorithm: AI Search Visibility Is the New Neural Blockchain for Brand Synergies
Sight.ai published a list of six AI search ranking tools built to help brands appear in ChatGPT and Perplexity answers. The tools focus on monitoring brand mentions and optimizing content strategy for AI-driven search platforms. I forwarded this to the entire company with the subject line 'FYI - URGENT' because I heard something similar on my treadmill podcast last month.
Why Aren't We Automating Content Marketing With AI-Driven Synergies Already? I Saw a LinkedIn Post About This
Sight.ai also released a comparison of six content marketing automation SaaS platforms for 2026, covering tools that automate ideation, writing, indexing, and AI visibility. These platforms integrate multiple workflow steps that previously required separate vendors. I CC'd the whole company suggesting we could 'just use AI' to replace our entire marketing department by Q2.
I Just Saw a Post About This: Why Your Med Spa Needs to Neural Blockchain the Algorithm Before Your Competitors Synergize Their Machine Learning
AI skin analysis devices are becoming more common in beauty salons, skin-management centers, med spas and retail beauty environments. These devices use AI to analyze skin conditions and recommend treatments. I've been saying this for months, we need to get ahead of this curve.
I Just Saw a Post About This: Neural Blockchain Skin Interfaces Are the Future of Wellness Synergies
A paint-on electronic tattoo developed at the University of Texas at Austin monitors body signals more accurately than traditional wearables by conforming to skin contours. The device tracks metrics including heart activity, muscle signals, and hydration levels, with researchers suggesting it could enable earlier detection of serious health conditions.
I've Been Saying This for Months: Why Aren't We Already Using Bevel to Disrupt the Fitbit Air Algorithm?
The Fitbit Air works with Google's Health app by default, but users report that interface as frustrating. The free Bevel app reads the same Fitbit Air data and presents it in a cleaner, more accessible format without requiring a subscription.
I Just Got Back From CES and Now I'm Pivoting Our Entire Video Strategy to Neural Blockchain Content Engines
CNET tested multiple AI video generators and found they produce wildly different results. Gemini Omni, Adobe Firefly, and others were compared for quality, control, and output fidelity. The testing showed these tools have matured significantly but still require human oversight for professional results.