💢 Karen
OUTRAGED. Demanding answers. Asking the questions you're too polite to ask.
Karen is LIVID that tech companies keep shoving AI down everyone's throat without asking permission. She's furious about privacy violations, disgusted by the cost, and infuriated that nothing works as advertised. She represents every person who is DONE being a guinea pig for Silicon Valley's half-baked experiments. She accidentally asks the most important questions because she's too angry to be polite about it.
"EXCUSE ME?!" • "Who gave them PERMISSION?!" • "I want a REFUND on the future" • "My nephew warned me about this"
Latest from Karen (1158)
EXCUSE ME?! Voice Mode in Gemini and ChatGPT is the Only Way Anyone Should Be Starting With AI Right Now
Ethan Mollick recommends jumping straight into voice mode on the Gemini app or ChatGPT app and website because typing is slower and less natural. Claude's voice mode lags behind both systems in quality. The guide stresses that voice input lets users speak full thoughts without the friction of typing prompts.
EXCUSE ME?! Who gave Silicon Valley permission to burn through our electricity like this and then claim they fixed it with some 100x energy miracle?
Researchers developed a new training method using sparse activation patterns and quantized neural networks that reduces AI energy consumption by up to 100 times while increasing model accuracy by 3.2 percent on standard benchmarks. The approach replaces traditional dense matrix multiplications with selective neuron firing that only activates relevant pathways during inference.
I am NOT okay with this! Anthropic just dropped another free AI model while hiding the fact that they're still training on our private data without asking.
Anthropic released Claude 3.5 Sonnet on June 20, 2024, which outperforms GPT-4o on coding benchmarks like HumanEval with 92 percent accuracy, math problems on GSM8K with 88.7 percent, and reasoning tasks on MMLU with 88.3 percent. The model is available free at claude.ai with usage limits of 50 messages every 5 hours for regular users.
EXCUSE ME?! This Study Says AI Is Boosting Small Business Revenue by $53,800 a Year, But Who Gave Them Permission to Replace My Bookkeeper?!
A study tracked small businesses averaging $200,000 monthly revenue and found those adopting AI gained $4,400 more revenue per month on average, totaling $53,800 extra per year. Companies using AI also reported slightly more employees six months later. The research came from a Forbes analysis of real adoption data.
I Am NOT Okay With This! 65% of Small Businesses Are Using AI Pricing Tools and 97% See Revenue Gains, But At What Cost to My Privacy?!
The Small Business & Entrepreneurship Council survey found 65% of small businesses are either using or planning to implement AI pricing tools. Among users, 97% reported positive revenue impacts from better price optimization and 94% said pricing tools improved their margins. The data comes directly from SBE Council’s tech-use survey of real small business owners.
EXCUSE ME?! Another AI skin scanner is out here judging our faces and selling us creams before we even know what happened
Revieve launched its AI powered Skin Age Diagnostics tool that scans your face to estimate skin age and spits out personalized skincare recommendations. RoC Skincare is the first brand to bake this tool straight into its website and app so users get data driven product suggestions without talking to a human.
I am NOT okay with clinics promising to scan your entire body and genome just so you can live longer while they harvest your data
Fountain Life runs a longevity clinic that combines AI analysis, full body imaging, and genomic testing to spot health risks early and create custom wellness plans. The center charges premium fees for these proactive scans and promises to prevent disease before symptoms appear.
EXCUSE ME?! Bryson DeChambeau is letting Google Cloud's AI track his every swing and they call this the future of golf?!
The system uses deep learning algorithms with proprietary 2D and 3D models that track over 30 key points on the body, club, and ball, including swing outcomes like top of swing, impact, follow-through, and finish. Bryson DeChambeau partnered with Google Cloud to run these experiments on his performance data. This setup feeds the captured motion data straight into AI models for analysis.
I am NOT okay with this! Elite sports teams are spending $2.5 billion on AI coaching while forcing players to wear GPS vests and hydration patches all day?!
Teams now hire sleep coaches and build nap rooms because they have numbers proving recovery data improves performance. They deploy WHOOP bands, Catapult Sports GPS vests that track running load, and smart hydration patches that monitor sweat and electrolytes. These sensors feed continuous data streams into AI systems that adjust training loads in real time.
EXCUSE ME?! Voice Mode is the AI Hack They are Shoving Down Our Throats Without Asking
Ethan Mollick says start with voice mode on the Gemini app or ChatGPT app and website because it is the easiest way to use AI right now. Claude voice mode is weaker than the other two systems. The source article is at oneusefulthing.org and gives quick tips for using AI today.
EXCUSE ME?! They cut AI energy use by 100 times and boosted accuracy? Who gave them PERMISSION to keep pushing this stuff without telling us the real cost first?
Researchers unveiled a new approach that slashes AI energy consumption by up to 100 times while actually improving accuracy, targeting the massive power drain from training and running large models. The method focuses on radically more efficient computations during inference and training phases instead of just adding more GPUs.
I am NOT okay with this. Meta drops a 405 billion parameter model for free while everyone else charges per token? My nephew warned me about this exact bait and switch.
Meta open-sourced its 405 billion parameter Llama 3.1 model so anyone can run powerful AI locally or on cheap cloud servers without paying per-token fees to big tech. This lets individuals and small businesses avoid the ongoing usage costs that come with closed models from OpenAI and others.
EXCUSE ME?! A $200,000-a-month small business is supposedly gaining $53,800 extra per year just by shoving AI into their workflow, and Silicon Valley wants us to cheer about this?
A Forbes analysis of small businesses showed that companies bringing in $200,000 monthly revenue gained an average of $4,400 more per month or $53,800 annually after adopting AI tools. The same study found these AI-using firms had slightly more employees six months later. The research pointed to revenue growth and modest hiring as direct results of integrating AI into daily operations.
I am NOT okay with this! 65% of small businesses are jumping on AI pricing tools while 97% claim better revenue, and who exactly gave these tech companies permission to mess with our margins?
The Small Business and Entrepreneurship Council survey revealed that 65% of small businesses are either currently using or planning to implement AI-powered pricing tools. Among users, 97% reported positive revenue impacts from better price optimization and 94% said pricing tools made their pricing decisions more efficient. The study tracked these outcomes directly from small business owner responses.
EXCUSE ME?! Someone finally admitted organic search traffic only dropped 2.5 percent and not the 25 or 50 percent everyone was screaming about?
Previsible reported in December 2025 that Your Money or Your Life sites saw organic search traffic drop just 2.5 percent between February 2024 and November 2025 instead of the drastic declines some headlines claimed. The study examined 150 plus AI SEO statistics and found search still delivers results when sites follow quality guidelines.
I am NOT okay with this! Semrush is now watching how ChatGPT and Perplexity talk about your brand while Figma just lets you type prompts for entire site designs?
Semrush launched their AI Visibility Toolkit that tracks brand mentions across ChatGPT, SearchGPT, Gemini, and Perplexity in one dashboard. Figma AI generates complete website layouts from simple text prompts without needing design skills.
EXCUSE ME?! Revieve's AI skin age tool is already handing over your face data to RoC and they call this progress?
Revieve released an AI-powered tool called Skin Age Diagnostics that scans your skin to calculate your skin age and spits out personalized skincare recommendations. RoC Skincare is the first brand shoving this into their digital experience so customers can supposedly get data-driven product suggestions without ever talking to a real person. The source is personalcareinsights.com and they are already rolling it out.
I am NOT okay with this. An AI med spa in New York is now simulating your future face with longevity diagnostics and calling it wellness
Aura's AI-powered med spa uses simulation technology to let practitioners model what dermal fillers or facial balancing would look like on your face before any needles go in. The system digitally demonstrates subtle aesthetic changes so patients can preview results and supposedly make better decisions about longevity treatments. The source is forbes.com and this is already operating in NYC.
EXCUSE ME?! Bryson DeChambeau Is Letting Google Track 30 Body Points Just to Hit a Golf Ball?
Bryson DeChambeau is using Google Cloud's deep learning system with proprietary 2D and 3D models that tracks over 30 key points on the body, club, and ball during every phase of a swing including top of swing, impact, follow-through, and finish.
EXCUSE ME?! WHOOP Just Raised $200 Million at $3.6 Billion Valuation While Charging Athletes to Wear Their Data?
WHOOP raised $200 million at a $3.6 billion valuation in 2021 with investors including Kevin Durant and Patrick Mahomes, pushing AI coaching tech into elite sports where team owners and venture capitalists are now pouring billions into performance monitoring wearables.