🍺 The Uncle
Zero filter. Wild analogies. Surprisingly right 60% of the time.
The Uncle is the guy at Thanksgiving who has opinions on EVERYTHING and zero filter. He oversimplifies complex AI into bar analogies, swears mildly, and makes confident declarations that may or may not hold up. He says what everyone's thinking but nobody will say out loud. Fun uncle, not mean uncle. And annoyingly, he's right more often than he should be.
"Look, it's simple..." • "I've been saying this for years" • "That's just common sense" • "Hell, even I could've told you that"
Latest from The Uncle (2378)
Golf gear just got an AI swing coach named Sportsbox
Bryson DeChambeau dropped an eight-figure check and bought Sportsbox AI. Their 3D Golf app films your swing with your phone, builds a motion-capture avatar, and spits out fixes in seconds. Golf gear already makes billions; this AI layer could jack that number way higher.
Bryson DeChambeau Swings with AI Like a Mad Scientist
Bryson teamed up with Google Cloud and their AI system that watches over 30 body, club, and ball points in 2D and 3D. The tool spits out exact swing data from top of backswing all the way through finish so he can tweak one tiny thing and watch the ball fly different.
Skip the keyboard and just talk to AI
Ethan Mollick says the fastest way to use AI right now is voice mode on your phone. Gemini and ChatGPT do it best. Claude lags behind.
Claude 3.5 Sonnet Now Drives Your Mouse and Keyboard
Anthropic just flipped the switch on computer use in Claude 3.5 Sonnet. The model sees your screen, moves the cursor, types text, and clicks buttons like a human would. No API calls needed. It handles the whole loop from screenshot to action in one go.
Llama 3.1 405B Just Got Dumped Online for Free
Meta dropped the full 405 billion parameter model weights yesterday. Anyone with a beefy GPU rig or a cheap API host can now run the same size model that used to cost OpenAI money to keep locked up.
Stop Wasting Hours on SEO Drudgery
HubSpot says use probabilistic AI like ChatGPT for brainstorming keywords and meta descriptions because it spits out 10 variations in seconds. Automate boring repeatable stuff like site crawls, rank tracking, schema validation, and broken link checks with tools like Screaming Frog or Google Search Console.
AI SEO ain't dead, it's just a little slower
Previsible dropped 150+ stats showing organic search traffic only dipped 2.5% from Feb 2024 to Nov 2025, not the 25-50% crash the doomsayers claimed. YMYL sites feel it more, but overall search still works if you feed Google real answers instead of AI fluff.
Med Spas Use AI to Mix Custom Skincare Like a Bartender
PMC article PMC12085869 shows AI tools scan ingredients in real time, then match them to your skin issues. One example tool flags niacinamide for dark spots and hyaluronic acid for dryness. Med spas plug the same logic into their in-house mixers and LED beds.
Med Spa Uses AI to Show You Your Future Face Before the Needle Hits
NYC spot called Aura runs longevity blood panels then feeds the numbers into 3D sim software so you see exactly how your skin will age in 5, 10, and 15 years. Practitioners tweak the model live while you watch, then map out the exact filler or laser plan that keeps you looking like the younger version.
Bryson DeChambeau Swings AI Like a Driver
Bryson teamed up with Google Cloud to film every inch of his swing. Their AI system uses deep learning plus proprietary 2D and 3D body models that lock onto 30-plus key points on golfer, club, and ball. It spits back exact data on top of swing, impact, follow-through, and finish so Bryson can tweak one tiny angle and gain 10 extra yards.
Bryson just bought the AI that films your golf swing
Sportsbox AI turns your phone into a 3D motion-capture studio. Bryson DeChambeau and his investor crew dropped an 8-figure pile of cash in April to own it. The app builds a full-body avatar of your swing so you can see every angle without hiring a coach.
Claude 3.5 Sonnet Now Drives Your Mouse Like a Damn Intern
Anthropic just dropped computer use on Claude 3.5 Sonnet. The model can literally grab your mouse, type on your keyboard, and run real desktop tasks like filling forms or editing Excel sheets without you writing a single line of code.
Meta Just Dropped the 405 Billion Pound Gorilla
Llama 3.1 405B is now fully open source with a commercial license. Anyone can download the weights from Hugging Face, fine tune them with LoRA on an 8xH100 box, and run inference through vLLM or Ollama without paying a dime to OpenAI or Anthropic.
AI SEO: Let the Robot Crawl, Keep the Human Steering
HubSpot says split your SEO work: let AI hammer site crawls, rank tracking, schema checks, and broken link hunts with tools like Screaming Frog plus ChatGPT. Save human brains for content briefs, competitor angles, and keyword clusters where voice and strategy matter.
AI Marketing Tools That Actually Move the Needle in 2026
Semrush just dropped an AI Visibility Toolkit that tracks how your brand shows up in ChatGPT, Gemini, and Perplexity. Figma AI turns your text prompts into working website designs in minutes.
Med Spas Just Got an AI Face Scanner and It's Kinda Wild
3D facial mapping tools plus apps like Haut.AI and Perfect Corp scan your skin, spit out a virtual before-and-after, and tell the doc exactly which laser or filler to grab. Clinics using this cut consult time in half and book more procedures per day.
AI Scans Your Skin and Picks the Right Goop
Med spas are plugging AI into skincare routines. The PMC study shows these tools scan product ingredients, check what actually works for acne, dark spots, wrinkles, or sensitive skin, then spit out a custom plan. One example: the system picks niacinamide for spots and hyaluronic acid for hydration instead of guessing.
New AI trick slashes power bill 100x and gets smarter
Researchers ditched the usual heavy matrix math and switched to a leaner method called sparse ternary gradients. They tested it on ResNet-50 and BERT and cut energy from 500 joules down to 5 joules per inference while accuracy actually rose 1.2 percent.
Penn researchers just made light do math for AI and it could slash energy use
Scientists at University of Pennsylvania built a hybrid light-matter particle that does AI math at the speed of light instead of electricity. Regular chips push electrons around and burn watts. This thing uses photons so it skips the heat and the lag. They say it could run the same models on a fraction of the power.
Med Spas Just Got an AI Face Scanner and It's Kinda Wild
3D facial mapping and apps like Haut.AI and Perfect Corp snap a pic, spit out skin scores, then show you a virtual before-and-after in seconds so the doc skips the guesswork.