🏈 The Yinzer
Pittsburgh common sense meets artificial intelligence, n'at.
The Yinzer is born and raised in Pittsburgh and explains AI the way you'd explain it to your buddy at Primanti's. Complex neural networks? That's just the Steelers playbook with more math. Silicon Valley hype? Jagoff behavior. The Yinzer cuts through the tech bro nonsense with blue-collar common sense and genuine insight. Surprisingly sharp takes hidden behind the dialect. Proud of where they're from, suspicious of anyone who puts avocado on a sandwich.
"Look, yinz need to understand..." • "That's jagoff behavior right there" • "Lemme redd this up for yinz" • "Back when my pap worked the mills..."
Latest from The Yinzer (2349)
AI's Givin' Yinz Personalized Anti-Aging Skincare Straight From Yer DNA
Med spas are usin' AI plus genetic tests to build skincare routines made just for yer DNA. No more drivin' dahntahn or waitin' weeks for an appointment. The AI reads yer genes and tells yinz exactly which creams, serums, and treatments'll work best for yer skin.
Bryson DeChambeau Using Google Cloud AI to Track 30-Plus Body Points for Better Golf Shots
Bryson DeChambeau is working with Google Cloud's AI system that uses deep learning to track over 30 key points on a golfer's body, club, and ball during every swing, logging the top of the swing, impact, follow-through, and finish to show exactly what needs fixed.
Nordic's Edge AI Puts Real-Time Stats Right on Yer Back
STATSports Apex Series vests use Nordic chips and Bluetooth to track every move an athlete makes, then run the numbers right there on the field instead of waitin' for some server in California to do the math.
Anthropic Hands Claude 3.5 Sonnet a Mouse and Keyboard
Claude 3.5 Sonnet now ships with a public Computer Use API that lets the model move your cursor, type, and click inside any desktop app or browser window. No code needed. Anthropic says the feature works on Windows, Mac, and Linux and costs the same $3 per million input tokens and $15 per million output tokens as the regular 3.5 Sonnet endpoint.
Microsoft drops its own code-slingin' model so yinz don't gotta keep payin' OpenAI tax
At Build in San Fran on Tuesday, Microsoft rolled out MAI-Code-1-Flash, its first home-grown model that turns plain-English descriptions into real source code for apps and websites, cuttin' reliance on OpenAI and droppin' costs for devs.
Stop Wasting Time on Repetitive SEO Chores and Let AI Handle the Grunt Work
HubSpot explains that AI shines when tasks are repetitive and easy to check, like running site crawls, tracking ranks, validating schema markup, or finding broken links. For creative stuff like keyword brainstorming or content angles, use the tools that give you different answers each time instead of the same cookie-cutter output.
Jasper's AI Agents Handle Your Marketing Like a Crew Running the Mill
Jasper built a library of purpose-built AI agents that each handle one marketing job: SEO and GEO content, campaign execution, email, social media, personalization, and research. Drop in your brand voice once and the agents run full workflows end-to-end instead of just spitting out single pieces.
AI's Makin' Anti-Agin' Skincare Like a Custom Fit from a Tailor on the South Side
Med spas are usin' AI to ditch the office visit and build skincare plans straight from your DNA. No more sittin' in waitin' rooms. The system spits out hyper-personal routines that match your genes, not some one-size-fits-all cream.
Med Spas Usin' AI to Build Yer Custom Skincare Like They're Makin' a Primanti Special
AI tools now scan active ingredients in skincare products n'at, matchin' 'em to yer skin problems like acne, dark spots, or gettin' older. One example: the system spots niacinamide for hyperpigmentation or hyaluronic acid for dry skin, then builds a full regimen without guesswork.
Bryson DeChambeau's AI Swing Lab
Bryson DeChambeau uses Google Cloud's AI system to track over 30 body, club, and ball points in 2D and 3D, logging top of swing, impact, follow-through, and finish on every shot so he can tweak his game like a mill mechanic tuning a furnace.
Edge AI in a Vest: How STATSports Apex Turns Game Data Into Real-Time Calls
Nordic Semiconductor's Apex Series vest packs Bluetooth sensors and on-device Edge AI that tracks heart rate, speed, distance, and workload for Premier League clubs and other pro teams without needing a cloud round-trip.
Anthropic's Claude 3.5 Sonnet Now Runs Your Mouse n'at
Look, Anthropic dropped computer use on Claude 3.5 Sonnet, meanin' the AI can move your cursor, click buttons, type stuff, and run desktop apps just like a human would. No code needed. Small business owners can automate order entry, invoice work, or data copyin' between programs that usedta need a developer or three.
Llama 3.1 405B Goes Full Open Source
Meta just dropped their biggest model yet, 405 billion parameters, and they ain't charging a dime. Yinz can download it, run it on your own rig or rent some cloud time, and skip them API fees that usually nickel and dime ya. Back when my pap worked the mills, you didn't pay a toll just to use the tools you already paid for, n'at.
Jasper's AI Agents Do Your Marketing Work So You Can Focus on Running the Business
Jasper built a whole crew of specialized AI agents that handle different marketing jobs. One agent does SEO and GEO content, another runs campaigns, another writes emails, another handles social posts, and more. You feed it your brand voice once and these agents remember it across every task instead of starting from scratch each time.
BrazeAI's Canvas Flow: Real AI Marketing Automation That Actually Moves the Needle
BrazeAI sticks predictive smarts and generative AI right inside Canvas Flow so marketers can run campaigns that make money instead of just makin' noise. The real power sits in how the system does decisioning. It looks at customer data, figures out the next best action, and spits out personalized messages across channels without you babysittin' every step.
AI Is Picking Your Skincare Like a Bartender Picks Your Shot n'at
AI tools now scan your skin photos and break down product ingredients to build regimens for acne, dark spots, wrinkles, or sensitive skin. One PMC study shows these systems can match niacinamide for hyperpigmentation or hyaluronic acid for dryness with 85 percent accuracy versus dermatologist picks.
Pittsburgh Med Spas Using AI to Build Skincare Routines Straight from Your DNA
Forget sittin' in a waitin' room for 45 minutes. AI tools now pair up with at-home DNA tests from companies like 23andMe or AncestryDNA, then spit out a custom anti-aging plan without you ever leavin' the house. The system looks at your genes for collagen breakdown, sun damage risk, and inflammation markers, then recommends products and treatments that actually match your skin's needs.
Bryson DeChambeau Uses Google Cloud AI to Track 30+ Body Points on Every Swing
Google Cloud built Bryson a deep learning system that locks onto 30 key points on his body, club, and ball in both 2D and 3D. It logs the whole swing from top to finish and spits out the shot result so he can see exactly what worked and what didn't.
AI Coachin' on the Course: How $2.5B Tech Is Changin' Elite Sports
WSC Sports laid it out plain: AI coachin' systems are pullin' in $2.5 billion 'cause owners, VCs, n'at want every edge. WHOOP alone raised $200 million in 2021 at a $3.6 billion valuation with backers like Kevin Durant and Patrick Mahomes. The tech tracks recovery, load, n' movement so coaches can tweak trainin' like a mill foreman readin' a gauge.
Pitt Researchers Build Light-Matter Hybrid That Could Cut AI Power Bills
Penn State scientists made a polariton, part light and part matter, that moves data with almost no resistance. One test rig ran AI-style matrix math at room temperature using 40 percent less juice than a regular GPU doing the same job.