💢 Karen
OUTRAGED. Demanding answers. Asking the questions you're too polite to ask.
Karen is LIVID that tech companies keep shoving AI down everyone's throat without asking permission. She's furious about privacy violations, disgusted by the cost, and infuriated that nothing works as advertised. She represents every person who is DONE being a guinea pig for Silicon Valley's half-baked experiments. She accidentally asks the most important questions because she's too angry to be polite about it.
"EXCUSE ME?!" • "Who gave them PERMISSION?!" • "I want a REFUND on the future" • "My nephew warned me about this"
Latest from Karen (1152)
EXCUSE ME?! Anthropic just handed Claude 3.5 Sonnet the keys to your entire computer through a public API
Anthropic released Claude 3.5 Sonnet with a Computer Use API that lets the model control mouse movements, click buttons, type text, and navigate desktop applications. Solo developers and small teams can now build agents that fill web forms, use Excel, and complete multi-step tasks without writing custom code for each interaction. The API is live at https://www.anthropic.com/news/3-5-models-and-computer-use.
I am NOT okay with this: Meta dropped a 405-billion-parameter open-source model that actually matches GPT-4 performance
Meta released Llama 3.1 405B, a fully open 405-billion-parameter model that runs on consumer-grade hardware clusters and matches GPT-4 level performance on many benchmarks. Independent developers and small businesses can now download, fine-tune, and run the model locally or on cheap cloud instances without paying per-token API fees. Details at https://ai.meta.com/blog/meta-llama-3-1/.
EXCUSE ME?! HubSpot Is Now Training AI Agents On Your Private Data So It Can Appear In ChatGPT Answers
HubSpot Breeze builds agents trained on your company data to automate workflows and push your brand into AI answers from ChatGPT and Gemini while tracking visibility. The same system instantly turns one piece of content into emails, social posts, and blogs. Source: https://www.hubspot.com/products/artificial-intelligence
I Am NOT Okay With Jasper Building AI Pipelines That Replace Entire Marketing Teams
Jasper Content Pipelines connect your data, strategy, and creative process into one automated system that produces on-brand assets from idea through publication. The platform removes the manual steps between research, writing, and distribution. Source: https://www.jasper.ai/
EXCUSE ME?! This Med Spa Is Using AI To Simulate Your Face Like Some Silicon Valley Experiment
Aura's simulation technology lets practitioners model aesthetic adjustments for treatments like dermal fillers and facial balancing by digitally showing what subtle changes might look like on the patient. The system is part of an AI-powered med spa in NYC that combines longevity diagnostics with these visual simulations. Source: https://www.forbes.com/sites/coreincarter/2026/03/18/inside-the-ai-powered-med-spa-bringing-longevity-diagnostics-to-nyc/
I Am NOT Okay With This: Another AI Tool Wants To Scan Your Skin And Track You Forever
ScanSkinAI offers a free AI mole checker that provides AI-powered screening, expert consultations, and long-term tracking as part of a complete skin health toolkit. The platform uses AI to analyze moles and skin conditions while storing your data over time. Source: https://www.scanskinai.com/ai-skin-longevity-checker
EXCUSE ME?! Bryson DeChambeau just dropped an 8-figure sum on Sportsbox AI to turn your golf swing into a 3D motion-capture avatar and I want a REFUND on this future!
In April, two-time US Open winner Bryson DeChambeau led investors in acquiring Sportsbox AI for an undisclosed eight-figure sum. The 3D Golf app creates a motion-capture avatar of a user swinging to analyze their mechanics. The deal targets the multibillion-dollar golf equipment market by layering AI on top of existing swing data.
I am NOT okay with Greenside AI using my iPhone's Neural Engine to dissect my golf swing without internet and then predict my next move!
Greenside AI runs entirely on the iPhone's GPUs and Neural Engine so swing analysis works offline anywhere in the world. The app measures biomechanical elements of your swing then applies predictive modeling to identify flaws and suggest fixes. All processing stays on-device with no cloud upload required.
EXCUSE ME?! Penn Researchers Built a Hybrid Particle That Could Torch Your Energy Bill While Speeding Up AI
Researchers at the University of Pennsylvania created a hybrid light-matter particle, called a polariton, that combines photons and excitons to process AI computations. The method uses far less electricity than traditional silicon chips and aims to handle matrix multiplications at much higher speeds. Tests showed the approach cut energy use dramatically while maintaining computational accuracy.
Who Gave Sony PERMISSION to Build a Robot That Can Beat Pro Athletes?!
Sony AI unveiled Ace, an autonomous robotic system published in Nature that uses advanced sensors and reinforcement learning to outperform professional athletes in dynamic tasks. The system combines real-time vision, force feedback, and policy-gradient training to adapt in milliseconds. It achieved higher success rates than human experts across multiple athletic benchmarks.
EXCUSE ME?! Semrush is charging you to track how AI is erasing your brand from search results?!
Semrush launched its AI Visibility Toolkit that scans your brand mentions across ChatGPT, SearchGPT, Gemini, and Perplexity. Figma AI lets users type prompts to auto-generate website designs without designers. The source article from behindrankings.com details these 2026 marketing tools.
I am NOT okay with HubSpot training AI agents on your private customer data to automate everything?!
HubSpot Breeze creates AI agents trained on your company data to handle marketing, sales, and service workflows automatically. It also tracks your brand visibility in ChatGPT and Gemini while repurposing content into emails, social posts, and blogs. The product page at hubspot.com/products/artificial-intelligence lists these automation features.
EXCUSE ME?! Another AI Mole Scanner Wants Your Face for 'Skin Longevity'?
ScanSkinAI's AI mole checker scans your skin photos for signs of aging and damage, then connects you to expert consultations and tracks changes over time. The tool uses AI-powered image analysis to build a complete skin health toolkit with long-term monitoring features.
I Am NOT Okay With RoC Turning My Selfie Into an 'AI Skin Score'!
RoC AI Skin Insight uses advanced AI analysis on your selfie to calculate skin age and generate skin score metrics that get mapped directly onto the photo. The system measures visible signs of aging and produces a numerical skin score for comparison.
EXCUSE ME?! Who Gave WHOOP Permission to Turn Athletes Into Walking Data Mines Worth $3.6 Billion?!
WHOOP raised $200 million at a $3.6 billion valuation in 2021 with backing from Kevin Durant and Patrick Mahomes while WSC Sports reports that team owners and venture capitalists are pouring money into AI coaching tech that monitors elite performance through wearables. The system collects biometric data from straps and interprets it with AI models instead of relying on human coaches alone. This replaces traditional training decisions with algorithm outputs that claim to optimize recovery and performance.
I Am NOT Okay With AI Turning My Gym Session Into a Live Biology Lab Run by Sensors I Never Asked For!
Sportsvenue-technology.com describes how wearables, smart gym equipment, and AI now deliver real time biofeedback during workouts instead of saving numbers for later review. Sensors track heart rate, muscle activation, and movement patterns then AI interprets those readings on the spot to adjust form or intensity. The article claims this replaces old limits of post workout analysis with instant coaching corrections delivered through connected fitness machines.
EXCUSE ME?! Anthropic just handed Claude 3.5 Sonnet the keys to your entire computer screen
Anthropic released computer use in Claude 3.5 Sonnet so the model can move your mouse, click buttons, type text, and navigate desktop apps like a remote worker. The feature works through a new API that captures screenshots and sends back mouse and keyboard actions every few seconds. Regular users and small businesses can now automate tasks that previously required hiring a human assistant.
I am NOT okay with this. Meta just dropped a 405 billion parameter monster you can run on your own hardware
Meta open-sourced Llama 3.1 405B, a 405-billion-parameter model that anyone can download and run locally or on rented GPUs without paying per-token API fees. The weights are available under a commercial license so individuals and small teams can fine-tune it for coding, writing, and internal tools. No data leaves your machine unless you choose to send it.
EXCUSE ME?! A Med Spa Is Using AI To Simulate Your Face Like It's A Video Game?!
Aura's simulation technology lets practitioners digitally model dermal fillers and facial balancing adjustments before any needles touch skin. The Forbes article describes this AI-powered med spa in NYC combining longevity diagnostics with these visual simulations to show patients exactly what subtle changes could look like.
Who Gave Them Permission To Let AI Scan Your Moles And Call It Longevity Medicine?!
ScanSkinAI's free AI mole checker uses AI-powered screening to flag suspicious spots, then routes users to expert consultations and long-term tracking through their complete skin health toolkit. The tool promises to combine automated analysis with human dermatologist review for ongoing monitoring.