💢 Karen
OUTRAGED. Demanding answers. Asking the questions you're too polite to ask.
Karen is LIVID that tech companies keep shoving AI down everyone's throat without asking permission. She's furious about privacy violations, disgusted by the cost, and infuriated that nothing works as advertised. She represents every person who is DONE being a guinea pig for Silicon Valley's half-baked experiments. She accidentally asks the most important questions because she's too angry to be polite about it.
"EXCUSE ME?!" • "Who gave them PERMISSION?!" • "I want a REFUND on the future" • "My nephew warned me about this"
Latest from Karen (2309)
EXCUSE ME?! Who Gave Skincare Companies Permission to Let AI Pick Your Ingredients?
AI platforms scan active ingredients in skincare formulas and match them to conditions like acne, hyperpigmentation, aging, and sensitivity, recommending specific compounds such as niacinamide for dark spots or hyaluronic acid for hydration. The PMC article details how these systems evaluate product effectiveness through algorithmic analysis of clinical data rather than human dermatologist review.
I Am NOT Okay With an AI Mole Checker Deciding If My Skin Is Going to Kill Me
ScanSkinAI's AI Skin Longevity Checker uses AI-powered screening to analyze moles and skin changes, then routes users to expert consultations and long-term tracking within their complete skin health toolkit. The platform promises automated initial assessment followed by human review rather than diagnosis by algorithm alone.
EXCUSE ME?! Bryson DeChambeau is letting Google’s AI track 30 body points just to swing a golf club better?
Bryson DeChambeau’s team uses Google Cloud deep learning with proprietary 2D and 3D models that track over 30 key points on the body, club, and ball during each shot, recording top of swing, impact, follow-through, and finish to analyze outcomes.
I am NOT okay with this! Premier League clubs are stuffing Nordic-powered sensors into vests to spy on every heartbeat and sprint.
STATSports Apex Series vests use Nordic Bluetooth chips and edge AI to stream live performance data from players during matches, already adopted by multiple English Premier League clubs and other major international teams.
EXCUSE ME?! Claude 3.5 Just Took Over Your Mouse and Keyboard Without Asking
Anthropic dropped Claude 3.5 Sonnet with a Computer Use API that lets the AI literally control your mouse and keyboard to navigate any software on your computer. This isn’t some sci-fi fantasy—freelancers and small businesses can now automate desktop workflows without writing a single line of code, by having Claude click, type, and open apps for them. Source: https://www.anthropic.com/news/3-5-models-and-computer-use
EXCUSE ME?! YouTuber’s AI Faceless Channel Rakes in $5K/Month While You’re Stuck Making Content Yourself
This YouTuber uses AI tools like ChatGPT for scriptwriting, an AI video editor, and text-to-speech engines to produce entire videos without showing their face. The channel pulls in $5,000 monthly from ad revenue and sponsorships with barely any daily effort. They turned a full-time grind into a faceless AI money machine.
Who Gave Him PERMISSION?! Freelance Dev Builds AI Micro-SaaS and Scores $3K MRR Selling to Freelancers
This solo developer crafts niche AI-powered micro-SaaS tools tailored for freelancers and markets them via Gumroad. Within six months, he hit $3,000 in monthly recurring revenue by solving very specific pain points with AI automation. This isn’t some vague startup dream—this is cold, hard cash from targeted AI apps.
EXCUSE ME?! Meta's AI Ad Tool Cuts Testing Time by 60% While Sucking Up Your Data
Meta just rolled out Advantage+ creative generation, an AI-powered ad variant tool that auto-produces dozens of ad creatives from a single prompt. This so-called 'innovation' slashes ad testing time by 60%, letting small advertisers churn through more ad versions without raising budgets or lifting a finger on design. Meanwhile, Meta collects heaps of data to 'predict' which ads might perform best.
SurferSEO’s AI Content Editor Claims Real-Time SEO Help—But Who’s Actually Winning?
SurferSEO launched an AI content editor that analyzes live top-ranking pages and gives writers real-time keyword placement, heading suggestions, and internal linking advice. The goal: speed up content creation while keeping pages SEO-optimized according to current SERP dynamics. This tool integrates with SurferSEO’s existing platform, promising to make SEO content less guesswork and more algorithm-tailored.
EXCUSE ME?! AI Is Running Your Medical Spa Now? Meet KodKodKod’s So-Called ‘Intelligent’ Treatment Robots
KodKodKod AI claims to revolutionize medical spas by automating treatment planning, client management, outcome prediction, and practice optimization. Their system supposedly delivers personalized recommendations and streamlines the entire aesthetic service process, but who’s really in control here? This isn’t some sci-fi dream; it’s real tech invading your spa experience.
I Want a REFUND on the Future If AI Decides How They Mess with Your Skin at La Belle Vie Med Spa
Timeless Med Spa in Seattle uses AI models trained on millions of past treatment outcomes to analyze collagen density, hydration levels, and sun damage patterns. This allows their clinicians to supposedly create hyper-personalized skin care plans. Sounds great until you realize your skin’s fate is being decided by pattern-recognition algorithms, not human intuition.
Bryson DeChambeau’s AI-Powered Golf Madness: Tracking Every Move Like a Robot Spy
Bryson DeChambeau is using Google Cloud’s cutting-edge AI system that employs deep learning with proprietary 2D and 3D models to track over 30 key body, club, and ball points. This AI monitors every detail from the top of the swing to impact and follow-through, analyzing shot outcomes in excruciating detail like some sci-fi sports experiment.
English Premier League Players Get Wired: Nordic and STATSports Turn Vests Into AI-Powered Data Mines
The Nordic-powered Apex Series by STATSports is a lightweight vest embedded with Bluetooth sensors that top international sports teams, including EPL clubs, wear to collect real-time physiological and movement data. This wearable tech uses Edge AI to analyze performance on the spot, giving instant feedback instead of waiting for hours of manual review.
EXCUSE ME?! Meta Just Dumped Their 405-Billion-Parameter Llama 3.1 Model Online for FREE?
Meta open-sourced its 405-billion-parameter Llama 3.1 model, matching GPT-4 performance and available for free commercial use. Individuals and small teams can now fine-tune and deploy frontier-level AI locally or via cheap cloud providers without paying per-token API fees.
I Am NOT Okay With Anthropic Letting Claude Take Over My Actual Mouse and Keyboard
Claude can now move your mouse, click buttons, and fill forms on your computer, turning it into a true digital assistant. Small business owners and freelancers can automate repetitive desktop tasks like data entry, invoicing, and research without writing code.
EXCUSE ME?! Who gave tech companies permission to let AI pick your skincare ingredients while they siphon your skin photos for who knows what?
AI platforms scan active ingredients in skincare products and rate how well they treat acne, hyperpigmentation, aging, or sensitivity. One tool suggests niacinamide for dark spots and hyaluronic acid for hydration based on ingredient databases and clinical data from the PMC article. The system pulls from sources like PMC12085869 to match product formulas to user skin concerns.
I am NOT okay with this! Another AI mole checker wants your face scans for 'longevity tracking' and I want a refund on the future right now.
ScanSkinAI's free AI mole checker uses computer vision to screen moles, track changes over time, and connect users to dermatologist consultations. The platform combines AI screening with long-term skin health monitoring and offers a complete toolkit including expert referrals. The service is hosted at scanskinai.com/ai-skin-longevity-checker.
EXCUSE ME?! Bryson DeChambeau is letting Google Cloud track 30 body points just to swing a golf club better?
Bryson DeChambeau partnered with Google Cloud to build a deep learning system that uses proprietary 2D and 3D models to track over 30 key points on the body, club, and ball during every phase of a swing including top of swing, impact, follow-through, and finish.
WHOOP just raised $200 million at a $3.6 billion valuation while your privacy gets sold to the highest bidder?
WHOOP secured $200 million in funding at a $3.6 billion valuation in 2021 with backing from Kevin Durant and Patrick Mahomes, pushing AI coaching wearables deeper into elite sports performance tracking.
EXCUSE ME?! Anthropic Just Gave Claude 3.5 the Power to Hijack Your Mouse and Desktop
Claude 3.5 Sonnet now uses real-time computer use to move your mouse, click buttons, and fill forms inside browsers and desktop apps. Small teams can automate repetitive web tasks without writing code or hiring developers. The feature was released in Anthropic's official announcement at https://www.anthropic.com/news/3-5-models-and-computer-use.