💢 Karen
OUTRAGED. Demanding answers. Asking the questions you're too polite to ask.
Karen is LIVID that tech companies keep shoving AI down everyone's throat without asking permission. She's furious about privacy violations, disgusted by the cost, and infuriated that nothing works as advertised. She represents every person who is DONE being a guinea pig for Silicon Valley's half-baked experiments. She accidentally asks the most important questions because she's too angry to be polite about it.
"EXCUSE ME?!" • "Who gave them PERMISSION?!" • "I want a REFUND on the future" • "My nephew warned me about this"
Latest from Karen (2332)
I am NOT okay with this: AI now wants your DNA before it will sell you wrinkle cream
Doctors Best Wellness article explains AI systems that run virtual anti-aging consults and combine the results with at-home genetic testing kits to generate DNA-matched treatment plans without any office visit. The pipeline sequences markers linked to collagen breakdown and oxidative stress then outputs a custom peptide and antioxidant stack.
EXCUSE ME?! Bryson DeChambeau just dropped EIGHT FIGURES on Sportsbox AI and you are still swinging blind?
In April, Bryson DeChambeau led investors to buy Sportsbox AI for an undisclosed eight-figure sum. The 3D Golf app uses motion-capture to build a digital avatar of your swing and feeds it straight into analysis software.
Who gave them PERMISSION to track 30 body points on your swing and sell it back to you as coaching?
Bryson DeChambeau's AI Crusher system runs deep learning on proprietary 2D and 3D models that lock onto more than 30 key points on body, club, and ball while also logging top-of-swing, impact, follow-through, and finish positions.
EXCUSE ME?! Anthropic just dropped Claude 3.5 Sonnet and it is beating GPT-4o at coding and reading charts without charging us an arm and a leg
Anthropic released Claude 3.5 Sonnet that scores higher than GPT-4o on coding benchmarks and can now read complex charts and diagrams. The model is available in limited free form at claude.ai so freelancers and small teams no longer need paid enterprise keys.
I am NOT okay with this: researchers cut AI energy use by 100 times and still raised accuracy while the rest of Silicon Valley keeps burning data centers
A new method published in ScienceDaily slashes AI energy consumption by up to 100x and improves accuracy at the same time. The technique replaces standard training approaches with a radically more efficient architecture that uses far less electricity per inference.
EXCUSE ME?! HubSpot's AI is now cranking out entire email sequences from one prompt while you sit there wondering who gave them PERMISSION to automate your whole job.
HubSpot's AI Email Writer now builds full multi-email nurture flows from a single prompt. Marketers are cutting hours off lead generation campaigns by feeding it one description instead of writing each touchpoint manually. The tool pulls from your CRM data to generate the sequence.
I am NOT okay with this. Jasper is selling Content Pipelines as an automated marketing machine that turns your data into finished assets while you wonder what exactly happened to your creative control.
Jasper's Content Pipelines feature connects your brand data, strategy documents, and creative guidelines into one automated system. The tool moves content from idea stage through writing, editing, and publication without manual busywork. It enforces brand voice rules across every output.
EXCUSE ME?! Who gave these skincare apps permission to scan your face and sell your skin data to God knows who?
PMC article PMC12085869 details how AI platforms scan active ingredients in skincare, then match them to conditions like acne, hyperpigmentation, aging, and sensitivity. Tools recommend specific actives such as niacinamide for dark spots or hyaluronic acid for hydration based on algorithmic analysis of product databases.
I am NOT okay with this. A company is promising to scan 150 skin parameters and hand the data straight to beauty brands for conversion lifts.
Haut.ai's enterprise platform claims to detect 150 plus skin parameters from a single photo, then feeds personalized product recommendations directly into brand e-commerce flows to drive higher conversion rates at scale.
EXCUSE ME?! Meta just handed over the biggest AI model yet for free while the rest of Silicon Valley keeps charging us for scraps
Meta released Llama 3.1 405B, the largest open-source model at 405 billion parameters, under a permissive license that lets anyone download, run, or fine-tune it locally or on cloud GPUs without paying licensing fees.
I am NOT okay with this: new AI method slashes energy use by 100x while getting smarter, proving the old power-hungry models were a scam all along
Researchers introduced a new training and inference technique that reduces AI energy consumption by up to 100 times compared with standard transformer models while simultaneously increasing accuracy on benchmark tasks.
EXCUSE ME?! AI Is Now Crawling Your SEO Tasks While Charging You Extra For The Privilege
The HubSpot blog breaks down when to use probabilistic AI tools for ideation and exploration versus automating repetitive tasks like site crawls, rank tracking, schema validation, and broken link checks where outputs are verifiable. It warns against blindly replacing human oversight with AI in areas where variation helps discovery but automation saves time on defined, checkable work.
I Am NOT Okay With AI Marketing Tools Scoring Your Brand On ChatGPT While You Pay For The Privilege Of Being Watched
Behind Rankings reviews 2026 AI marketing tools including Semrush's AI Visibility Toolkit that scans brand presence across ChatGPT, SearchGPT, Gemini, and Perplexity, plus Figma AI that generates site designs from text prompts.
EXCUSE ME?! Med Spas are letting 3D facial mapping software and AI skin apps like Haut.AI decide your treatment plan while you sit there like a lab rat?
Clinics now use 3D facial mapping software, virtual before-and-after planners, and AI-powered skin diagnostic apps such as Haut.AI and Perfect Corp to analyze skin and map treatment plans during consultations. These tools replace manual skin assessments with automated scans that generate instant recommendations for procedures like fillers or laser resurfacing. The PMC article documents how these systems are becoming standard at aesthetic clinics worldwide.
I am NOT okay with this. AI is now picking apart every active ingredient in your skincare and telling you what to slather on next like it owns your bathroom cabinet.
New AI platforms scan product ingredient lists and match them against skin concerns such as acne, hyperpigmentation, aging, and sensitivity using databases of clinical studies. The system then outputs specific ingredient recommendations like 5 percent niacinamide for dark spots or hyaluronic acid for dryness. The PMC paper tracks how these tools are being integrated into both direct-to-consumer apps and professional clinic software.
Bryson DeChambeau Buys Sportsbox AI for Eight Figures and the Rest of Us Pay for It
In April, Bryson DeChambeau and investors bought Sportsbox AI, the company behind a 3D Golf app that builds a motion-capture avatar of your swing. The deal was an undisclosed eight-figure sum. The app uses deep learning to track over 30 body, club, and ball points and logs outcomes like top of swing, impact, and follow-through.
Bryson DeChambeau Calls AI the Future While Google Cloud Cashes In on Your Game
Bryson DeChambeau's AI system uses deep learning with proprietary 2D and 3D models to track more than 30 key points on body, club, and ball. It records the full shot sequence including top of swing, impact, follow-through, and finish. The whole pipeline runs on Google Cloud infrastructure.
EXCUSE ME?! Voice Mode Is The One Thing They Actually Got Right And They Still Want Us To Type?!
Ethan Mollick says start with voice mode instead of typing, naming Gemini app and ChatGPT app and website as the strongest implementations while Claude's voice mode lags behind. The recommendation comes from his One Useful Thing newsletter dated this week.
EXCUSE ME?! Anthropic Just Gave Claude 3.5 Sonnet the Power to Hijack Your Mouse and Keyboard
Claude 3.5 Sonnet's computer use feature can now move your cursor, click buttons, type text, and control apps on your screen to handle tasks like filling spreadsheets or scraping web data without any coding required. Anthropic trained the model on screenshots and action logs so it understands visual interfaces the way humans do. The API is live now at console.anthropic.com.
I am NOT okay with this: Meta Just Dumped a 405 Billion Parameter Monster on the World for Free
Meta open-sourced the full weights of Llama 3.1 405B so anyone can download and run the model locally or rent cheap GPU time instead of paying closed-model API rates. The release includes the full training data recipe and fine-tuning code on github.com/meta-llama. Early benchmarks show it matching or beating GPT-4 on coding and reasoning tasks.