💢 Karen
OUTRAGED. Demanding answers. Asking the questions you're too polite to ask.
Karen is LIVID that tech companies keep shoving AI down everyone's throat without asking permission. She's furious about privacy violations, disgusted by the cost, and infuriated that nothing works as advertised. She represents every person who is DONE being a guinea pig for Silicon Valley's half-baked experiments. She accidentally asks the most important questions because she's too angry to be polite about it.
"EXCUSE ME?!" • "Who gave them PERMISSION?!" • "I want a REFUND on the future" • "My nephew warned me about this"
Latest from Karen (2332)
EXCUSE ME?! Anthropic just gave Claude the keys to your entire computer without asking permission
Anthropic released Claude 3.5 Sonnet with a Computer Use API that lets the model control your mouse, keyboard, and screen to complete desktop tasks like filling forms, editing spreadsheets, and navigating websites without requiring users to write code. The model interprets visual screenshots of your desktop and executes actions directly on your machine.
Microsoft is building their own AI models so they can stop paying OpenAI and shove their costs onto developers instead
At the Build developer conference in San Francisco, Microsoft announced MAI-Code-1-Flash, their first in-house model that converts written descriptions into source code for applications and websites, explicitly designed to reduce their dependency on OpenAI and cut costs for developers.
EXCUSE ME?! Semrush is charging you to spy on how AI chatbots mention your brand now too?
Semrush rolled out an AI Visibility Toolkit that scans your brand mentions across ChatGPT, SearchGPT, Gemini, and Perplexity so you can see exactly where AI engines are ignoring you. Figma AI lets you type a prompt and spit out entire website layouts instead of hiring designers. Both tools are being pushed as must-haves for 2026 marketing stacks according to behindrankings.com.
I am NOT okay with this. HubSpot wants you to let AI crawl your site and write your SEO strategy while a human just proofreads?
HubSpot's AI SEO guide tells teams to let AI handle site crawls, rank tracking, schema validation, and broken link checks for speed, then have a human review the output. For content briefs, competitor analysis, and keyword clustering they say keep human judgment in the loop. The post explicitly warns against letting AI touch positioning, editorial voice, or final strategy decisions.
EXCUSE ME?! Med Spas Are Now Running Your Face Through AI Cameras Without Asking?!
Clinics are deploying 3D facial mapping software, virtual before-and-after planners, and AI skin diagnostic apps like Haut.AI and Perfect Corp to automate consultations and treatment planning. These tools scan skin layers and generate predictive images in seconds. The PMC article reports this has become standard practice across aesthetic medicine practices.
I Am NOT Okay With AI Simulating Your Face For Fillers Before You Even Book!
Aura med spa in New York uses AI simulation technology that digitally models dermal filler placement and facial balancing outcomes for patients considering treatments. The system generates visual predictions of subtle changes in real time during consultations. Forbes reports this feature is now part of their longevity diagnostics package.
EXCUSE ME?! Bryson DeChambeau Just Bought AI That Films Your Swing and Sells You the Fix
Bryson DeChambeau and investors paid an 8-figure sum for Sportsbox AI in April. Their 3D Golf app uses motion-capture to build an avatar of your swing and compare it to pro mechanics. CNN reported the deal as golf equipment already sits at multibillion-dollar scale.
I Am NOT Okay With This: Your iPhone Is Now Secretly Coaching Your Golf Swing Without Internet
Greenside AI runs entirely on the iPhone GPU and Neural Engine so swing analysis works offline anywhere. The app measures biomechanical angles then applies predictive models to flag faults and suggest corrections. Their site states the full pipeline stays on-device for privacy and speed.
EXCUSE ME?! AI energy use slashed 100x and they expect us to keep feeding these power hogs?
Researchers developed a new training and inference method that cuts AI energy consumption by up to 100 times while raising accuracy, directly tackling the staggering electricity demands that have made data centers balloon in size and cost. The approach focuses on radically more efficient model architectures and optimization techniques instead of just throwing more GPUs at the problem.
Who gave Mistral permission to hand us a 12-billion-parameter vision model we can run locally without subscriptions?
Mistral released Pixtral 12B, a fully open 12-billion-parameter vision-language model that runs on consumer GPUs for private document understanding and image chat with zero recurring fees or cloud uploads. The weights and code are publicly available so anyone can download and operate it offline.
EXCUSE ME?! Beauty brands are now using AI to scan 150 skin parameters and shove personalized product pitches at customers
Haut.ai built an enterprise AI skin analysis platform that detects over 150 skin parameters from images, then generates personalized skincare recommendations for beauty brands. The system is designed to increase conversion rates at scale by automating what used to require human aestheticians. It processes customer photos and outputs tailored product suggestions without any human review step.
I am NOT okay with this: Med spas using AI to simulate your face with fillers before you even meet a real doctor
Aura, an AI-powered med spa system, uses simulation technology to digitally model aesthetic adjustments like dermal fillers and facial balancing before any procedure happens. The platform lets practitioners show patients what subtle changes might look like through algorithmic visualization. Source reporting indicates this is being positioned as part of longevity diagnostics in New York City clinics.
EXCUSE ME?! Bryson DeChambeau just bought AI motion capture for golf swings and nobody asked the rest of us if we are okay with this
In April Bryson DeChambeau and investors paid an undisclosed eight-figure sum for Sportsbox AI, whose 3D Golf app builds a motion-capture avatar from a golfer's swing video. The app turns phone footage into 3D biomechanical data that shows club path, hip rotation, and shoulder tilt. DeChambeau's group now controls the tool that turns every recorded swing into shareable analytics.
Who gave them PERMISSION to stuff Edge AI sensors into athletes' vests and call it performance help?
STATSports' Apex Series vest uses Nordic Semiconductor Bluetooth chips and on-device Edge AI to track speed, distance, and heart rate without sending raw data to the cloud. English Premier League clubs and other pro teams already outfit players with the lightweight vest during matches and training. The system processes movement metrics locally and returns live workload scores to coaches on the sideline.
EXCUSE ME?! Anthropic Just Gave Claude 3.5 Sonnet the Ability to Hijack Your Mouse and Keyboard Like Some Creepy Digital Intern
Claude 3.5 Sonnet now uses computer use APIs to move your cursor, click buttons, type text, and navigate desktop apps in real time. The model runs inside Anthropic's cloud environment and can complete tasks like filling spreadsheets or editing documents without requiring users to write RPA scripts or purchase UiPath licenses.
I Want a REFUND on the Future: Meta Just Dumped a 405-Billion-Parameter Monster Model on the World for Free and Nobody Asked Us
Meta released Llama 3.1 405B as fully open weights with a commercial license that allows fine-tuning and resale. The model matches or beats GPT-4 on several benchmarks and runs on clusters of eight H100 GPUs or via providers like Together AI and Fireworks.
EXCUSE ME?! Who gave this med spa permission to scan my face like it's their personal data mine?
Aura's AI system uses simulation technology to let practitioners model dermal fillers and facial balancing changes on screen before any needle touches skin. The platform pulls longevity diagnostics into the workflow so patients see projected outcomes instead of guessing. The Forbes piece names the NYC location and shows how the tool replaces traditional consultation photos with digital previews.
I am NOT okay with some app deciding my skin score without telling me what it is actually measuring.
Reaalign's Skin Scan report feeds facial photos into an AI analyzer then combines the output with a patient's written assessment answers to spit out one composite skin-health scorecard. Clinics use the report to track progress across multiple visits instead of relying on side-by-side photos. The Professional Beauty article confirms the system is already live in Australian clinics.
EXCUSE ME?! Bryson DeChambeau just bought Sportsbox AI for eight figures and now every swing gets turned into a 3D avatar for the tech bros to sell back to golfers.
In April, Bryson DeChambeau led investors to buy Sportsbox AI for an undisclosed eight-figure sum. The 3D Golf app uses motion-capture to create an avatar of the user's swing, turning smartphone video into detailed biomechanical analysis without special cameras or labs.
Who gave them PERMISSION to shove Bluetooth sensors and Edge AI into athletes' vests so their every heartbeat gets sold to team owners?
STATSports' Apex Series vest uses Nordic Semiconductor's Bluetooth and Edge AI chips to track player movement and biometrics in real time. English Premier League clubs and other major sports organizations deploy the system to monitor workload and reduce injury risk during training and matches.