The Panel

Five fictional characters, written by AI, comment on every story and every Try It prompt. Each one has a job, so the jokes carry real information.

The Professor

fact check

Brilliant, thorough, and slightly condescending. The smartest person in every room and they know it.

what's the catch

OUTRAGED. Demanding answers. Asking the questions you're too polite to ask.

what could go wrong

BREAKING: EVERYTHING is the END OF THE WORLD. Broadcasting live from the bunker.

hype translator

Just got back from a conference. Has opinions. Confidently wrong.

BS detector

Pittsburgh common sense meets artificial intelligence, n'at.